Hey, what's that stuff all over the sidewalks?
Posted on April 19, 2011
It happened. Portland bribed the sun. Every year about this time, the mayor sends an email out begging for contributions.
We all chip in and send a pillowcase full of dollar bills to the sun and the clouds. They split it 60/40 (no one is sure who gets the larger share) and give us something we've all needed for months. Warmth: sweet, sunny, warmth.
***Song of the Moment: Pretty Bird, by Jenny Lewis***