The other day THIS outfit accompanied me to the gym: [caption id="attachment_389" align="aligncenter" width="382"]best workout look EVER best workout look EVER[/caption]

WHAT!?! Possibly the worst color combination for an outfit---ever.  Deep rich brown (um, swimming trunks, no less) matched with an old bright green comfy collar shirt from Levi's (and a perfect little stain on the back):  good for trees, bad for bodies.

[caption id="attachment_390" align="aligncenter" width="410"]workout king workout king[/caption]

After I wiped the tears from my eyes, I was actually extremely proud of this outfit.

We often get a kick out of the RIDICULOUS choices people make when searching their wardrobes for the perfect thing to wear to the gym.  (seriously, reread the last part of the last sentence.  I truly believe it should never even happen.)

If the above two meet at the gym, GREAT!  But really, who wants to pick someone up at the gym???  Especially if they look like one of the two above pics?  Sweaty, possibly stinky, out of breath, red-faced, tennis shoes, all on machines and/or doing stupid movements with heavy things...ask yourself---is that the best way to get to know someone? Also, is that the best way to spend your good outfit money?

yeah, that's what I thought.

I'll take my sweaty tree over these "sexy" workout oufitters any day.

***Song of the Moment: Physical, by Olivia Newton John***

5 thoughts on Anti Outfit of the Day: Douglas Fir.

sweaty tree:

That guy in the green shirt looks AMAZING! Wow.

October 05 2016 at 09:10 PM


Arnie looks smashing in his outfit! :)

October 05 2016 at 09:10 PM


i’d like to order a workout king in periwinkle blue please

October 05 2016 at 09:10 PM

Betsy and Iya:

OMG!! If I didn’t already have a bright green king, I would TOTES order a periwinkle one! On the way…

October 05 2016 at 09:10 PM

Cindy Lietz, Polymer Clay Tutor:

ROTFL! You should of had your tree do a tree pose! That would have been good. Though the second pose he is striking is pretty FAB! I’m seriously hoping the lululemon shot is a photoshop cause if it’s not, they should be giving their head a shake! Periwinkle sounds awesome paired with Magenta or Coral of course!

October 05 2016 at 09:10 PM

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