Front of card says: "Middle Age Is Mostly Getting Super Excited About Different Flavors Of Hummus."
Hate to break it to you young-ins, but this card is the truth. On the bright side, there are some really amazing flavors of hummus out there, so all is not lost in middle age.
Materials: Dark gray ink on 100% cotton letterpress paper, envelope made of brown kraft paper.
Made in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA.