beard or no beard?

Posted by Will

Beards are great.  They turn into icicles in winter; they accommodate a slightly lazier shaving schedule; they don’t cut your lady’s face when you’re having a make out session.

downy soft beard

BUT.  Clean shaven is kind of great too.  Pilots are clean shaven; we haven’t had a president with a beard since Benjamin Harrison (and who remembers that guy???)*, and Justin Bieber is clean shaven.**

OMG, is that justin bieber?

Such a hard decision.  I will leave it to democracy to choose.***

contemplative and smooth

beard shock

in between and SERIOUS for realz

What do you say? Beard or no beard?

* – Mustaches excluded and if I’m wrong, blame Wikipedia, the people’s encyclopedia.  So basically, it’s your fault.

** – clean waxed?  clean plucked?  just clean?

*** – “democracy” may have been more accurate.  think florida circa 2000.

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8 Responses to “beard or no beard?”

  1. Isaac Watson says:

    I’m a personal fan of what I just dubbed the Less Than Three Stubble. Trim it as tight as those clippers will go every three days. Sandpaper face be damned.

  2. agnès says:

    Absoulte fan of the moustache! (thin, 1930s style…)! the beard is not nice! (I always imagine there is life in it, big spacious nest).
    :)

  3. Line Voltage Thermostat says:

    so that’s basically two for clean, one of which is also against beard mites. :)

  4. lou says:

    is this you at the blogging helm william? what’s the song of the moment? is it zz top by any chance? i vote for the scruff/can barely grow a/lazy shaver length beard

  5. Jen says:

    BEARD! Hair is great! Not crazy zz top beard :) but a tame scruffy balance of I care, I don’t care, I care, I don’t care. It’s mysterious, and hugely confident. Plus you won’t have razor burn.

  6. maba says:

    Both looks are attractive…beard=rugged, toughnest,etc…
    no beard=rugged, toughnest, etc. …hummmm…I like them both but my vote is no beard. :)

  7. maba says:

    No…my vote is definitely whatever you and your lady like the most. :)

  8. betsy says:

    I think I’m going to go with slight scruff, no beard, OR … Mustache?? Wait, I know that was 3 options, but give me a break! You look so great so many ways!

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