Beards are great. They turn into icicles in winter; they accommodate a slightly lazier shaving schedule; they don’t cut your lady’s face when you’re having a make out session.
BUT. Clean shaven is kind of great too. Pilots are clean shaven; we haven’t had a president with a beard since Benjamin Harrison (and who remembers that guy???)*, and Justin Bieber is clean shaven.**
Such a hard decision. I will leave it to democracy to choose.***
What do you say? Beard or no beard?
* – Mustaches excluded and if I’m wrong, blame Wikipedia, the people’s encyclopedia. So basically, it’s your fault.
** – clean waxed? clean plucked? just clean?
*** – “democracy” may have been more accurate. think florida circa 2000.